Tapper

The former drummer of the band We Are Scientists. His first name of Michael is not needed, as we will always know him as Tapper. He had a beard.

OMG when Tapper left I thought We Are Scientists might finish but then Keef and Chris did stuff and it was all better and we was all happy!

by Buttsecksy Time February 11, 2008

tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.

How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.

by CKlo August 9, 2007

Tapper

Someone who spreads fake news whilst pretending to be an actual credible source of information and intellect.

Some Tapper was in the TV saying the president was mocking a disabled reporter again...

by Truth t September 6, 2017

Tapper

The guy that says "I'd tap that" when he sees a fine woman on the street.

I was walking down the street lookin at a fine lady when Andrew said, "I'd tap that." Therefor hes a Tapper

by Bob homo April 16, 2007

tapper

punching someone in the balls

but it's a noun, not a verb

Rich gave Tim a tapper at the lunch table and he got really pissed off

by blahbi February 21, 2006

tapper

someone who is incapable of packing fat bowl with the kottonmouth kings, one who is passed out on your friends bed then after that, bokes fat.

taxman is a little pussy bitch cause hes a tapper

by D DASH LOC March 26, 2010

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021