The Tandem

The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.

Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.

Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.

by Alan, Jason, Travis July 03, 2008

Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."

by Leon Firestone December 30, 2012

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 11, 2012

Power tandem

Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.

Bill and Jim are exhausted from their power tandem last night.

by Power_tandem April 15, 2010

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

tandem hunting

A couple, typically a male and female, who search together for threesome partners, usually another female.

My friend and his girlfriend usually go tandem hunting in nightclubs for bi-sexual women.

by Neo-Rio October 05, 2007