Take a seat 

Phrase used before kickING your friends chair out from under them.

Welcome back to the poker game pal, take a seat

Take a seat by Strabs76 May 4, 2017

Take A Seat 

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

Take A Seat by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

take a seat young skywalker 

A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu

Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.

take a seat young skywalker by IC23 December 26, 2017

Take a seat young skywalker 

What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang

Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."

Take a seat young skywalker by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary April 22, 2018

Take a seat, spill the deat 

It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.

Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat

Take a seat, spill the deat by Matt0909 November 24, 2018

Take a seat, queer! 

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

Take a seat, queer! by Andrew August 10, 2003

why don't you take a seat 

The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.

I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"

why don't you take a seat by WelfareChris April 6, 2008