Tailpipe

Insultive term used primarily against a male, normally this word would be used when you have become bored of using more common phrases such as dick head, wanker, knob head, twat etc etc.

Mat says: You heard anything off Mark?
Carl says: Nah mate, I text him the other day but the tailpipe did'nt reply.
Mat says: F**k him then mate.

by DeV1Se August 5, 2006

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Rusty Tailpipe

The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity

Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.

by pwinstont November 11, 2009

alaskan tailpipe

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

eskimo tailpipe

When one decides to take a jolly pee into a condom which they feel the need to freeze and then use as {didlo}

or penetration device once frozen.

Hmmm my Eskimo tailpipe worked perfectly

by T grizzlt January 6, 2018

tailpipe milkshake

Fucking your girl in the ass and cum in it and suck the cum out.

Man I gave my girl a tailpipe milkshake.

by Kingkilla_254 November 21, 2016

french tailpipe

The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.

Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.

"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!

by team gonzo January 26, 2010