tailored

1. getting your penis sucked while standing

Robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include "Tailor me bitch. I need to be tailored. She was tailoring me last night when...")

by steve o 1 October 16, 2006

Tailbone Job

When one thrusts their pelvis into the backside or tailbone of another person.

Drew: Hey Meghan, can I interest you in a tailbone job?

by KStickz October 7, 2010

Tailbonitis

Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.

Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?

by coach class traveller March 18, 2017

the tailbone rodeo

The Tailbone Rodeo - a sexual position. Performed when the male is entering the female then inserting thumb into anus. This gives the appearance of the wild rodeo ride.

To finish a great sex session I went for the tailbone rodeo.

by Mr. Lift August 25, 2009

Talibone

When your hitting it and yell “ Allahu Akbar” at the top of your lungs just before ejaculating

My Muslim girlfriend had a bomb fetish so I had no choice but to Talibone her

by Bossofthesauce May 17, 2018

eagle taloned

in rock, paper, scissors, a move sometimes considered cheating. it is the act of holding the middle and index finger slightly curled which gives the player a chance to turn into a rock, or scissors, effectively beating any move the opponent makes

man 1: oh yea! i win!
man 2: man..whatever! you totally eagle taloned me!

by Ozai October 1, 2008

tailbed

The combination of a pick up trucks tailgate and truck bed as a whole

Did you see that rednecks truck he had trump and the American flag painted on the tailbed

by Seamus O'hara December 12, 2020