Tailbonitis 

Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.

Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?

Tailbonitis by coach class traveller March 18, 2017

talonitis

1) the state of dull/cracked talons with acute or chronic inflammation and potential lesions of ones talon or talons.

2) any state of sorrow, pain, discomfort, or general malaise in any part of the human body.
3) extremely hungover

I stayed up too late last night and drank five bud forties. Now my skull is throbbing, and I am at the library with a severe case of talonitis.

talonitis by kblaze83 July 23, 2010