Taff

Welsh legend.

Drinks bare, likes to trek to the pub. Has fucked his way through 15 counties, thanks to his train pass. Mongs a fair bit too.

"Fancy a pint?"

by kirkham November 24, 2003

taff

taff is give me smoking with you

I want to taff with you

by terrythetiger February 27, 2019

Taff

slang for fat....that's it....

ha look a taff person
i think ill go laugh somewhore

by i_am_a_horror September 1, 2006

taff

An English slang term, normally only used in the Black Country, meaning to steal. Thought to have originated way back, since the early 90's it has slowly become replaced by the word tax.
Can also mean to borrow.

'He's taffed my rubber'
'Can I taff a quid?'

by P. Ranford May 13, 2005

taff

The act of stating "that's all folks" to a certain individual when a story reaches a point of boredom for the opposite side.

Person 1: So I went to the store and bought lemons, peppers, grapes, oranges, and tampons. It was super fun but then the cashier was all 'hey why are you staring at my name tag?' and i just laughed in her face.....

Person 2: (yawns)

Person 1: and.....THATS ALL FOLKS!

Person 2: (awakened) What?

Person 1: You've just been taffed.

by wasabiqueen22 June 18, 2010

Taff

taff isnt my mate he just hangs around tololi.

damn it tololi

by piss off September 9, 2003

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003