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tacomatism

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
by Chad Baker January 5, 2005
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A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.
Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.
by MidgetHerder March 4, 2013
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taco meat

Hair that protrudes from an unbuttoned shirt. aka the gerbil
Anagh, button your shirt up, your taco meat is showing!!
by Eleanor Woods August 5, 2009
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Tacomatose

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.
When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.
by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007
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neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.
Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".
by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006
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Tacomatose

Tah / co / mah / tose

A combination of the words taco and comatose, it is the product of gorging oneself on "Mexican" food, particularly from Taco Bell.

Following symptoms may include : Disconnection from reality, stomach pains, taco-shits, enlarged pant size, etc.
After seven double-decker tacos and three bean burritos last night, I fell into a tacomatose.

After Billy woke from his first tacomatose, he learned to limit himself when going to Taco-Bell
by PHS/CHS Archer September 23, 2011
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taco meat

Myrtis likes to run her fingers through Luba's taco meat.
by Pullum July 2, 2003
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