twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

Twitching

Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.

I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.

by A random nobody :) August 3, 2020

Twitching the curtain

Affectionate term for female masturbation

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.

by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

Finger Twitching

A reference to rapper Fivio Foreign’s verse in song “Zoo York” by Lil Tjay (feat. Pop Smoke & Fivio Foreign). In his feature, Fivio Foreign raps, “I know they an opp ‘cause my finger keep twitchin’” (Fivio Foreign). Therefore as aforementioned, someone’s finger twitching means you are an opp.

An example of this phrase in a sentence is:

Friend 1: Splashes dirt on Friend 2 shoes.
Friend 2: “My finger twitching”
Friend 1: (Cries knowing they are an opp)

by SpecialApartment June 28, 2023

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015

Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.

Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.

by Shroby April 3, 2007