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Twice Baked Potato

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The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.
I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.
by NYkid420 February 20, 2010
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This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.
Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!
by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013
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When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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Twice Baked Clam

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When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.
I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.
by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015
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Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
by steamy gene September 23, 2008
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Twice Baked Potato

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Freezing a piece of feces, so it will be hard, like a dildo. The frozen piece of feces is inserted into the sexual partner's anus, like a dildo. This is known as space docking. Once the piece of frozen feces is completely inserted into the anus, it is pooped out onto the other sexual partner. It is a piece of feces that is being pooped twice. Hence the name Twice Baked Potato
Bob took the frozen piece of crap out of the freezer, and put it in Jerry's booty hole. Jerry responded by crapping the crap onto Bob's tits. Jerry turned that space docking into a twice baked potato.
by SCOOT112381 June 13, 2008
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A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.
My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.
by c. rollz October 19, 2013
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