TWIS

This is the acronym for "That's What I Said." Instead of saying, "That's What She Said" this works in instances where you have said the saying.

"Are you coming?"
"TWIS."

by VCRonna January 30, 2010

TWIS

"This is Why I'm Single"

"I'm homeschooled" #TWIS

by #TWIScreator April 08, 2012

TWIS

This Week In Stupid

Beginning line to every TWIS:
Hello everybody and welcome to this week in stupid for (what every day)...

by Rousy Ronald November 03, 2017

Twis

Twis means to be under the influence of either drink or drugs

"i'm gunna get twis 2nyt"

"man iz twis"

by MeRkLeMaN July 25, 2009

‘Twis

The present tense of ‘twas and the double negative present tense of ‘twasnt

How ‘twis your vacation, Susan!

by Twis is a word March 18, 2018

Twi Shorts

A way of expressing confusion as to why a person is in a particular place. The orgin of the term comes from the YouTuber "Twi Shorts." Many of his videos features someone saying "Twi Shorts? What are you doing here!" because they are confused as to why Twi Shorts is there.

Twi Shorts? What are you doing here!

by Twi Shorts November 05, 2021

twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.

Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!

by Stoney Beers July 01, 2010