Twidwell

Twidwell: the coolest last name on the planet.

Originates from Scotland, near the Tweed Well along the famous Tweed River.

She looked like a Twidwell.

by smartyy Twiddy November 1, 2010

Twid

Pronoun

Twids is 3 member organisation with Bea Lara and Kiran as member its short for Twickinham Kids. You have to be very high esteemed to join.

Hello fellow Twid

by Twid 3 April 20, 2020

Twidiot

Someone who twitters constantly, usually about insignificant or trifling events.

I took Bob off my twitter email alerts, because he twitters about everything, every second. Honestly, do I need to know when he's taking a dump? He's a straight up twidiot.

by BRSZ January 29, 2009

twidyke

dumb bitches who are obsessed with twilight

Allison: I'm going to the midnight showing of new moon with caitlin!!

James: fuckin twidykes

by itsnotthatfast December 15, 2009

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twidtl

Popular internet slang for "that's where I draw the line," made famous by the Benvenue Brothel. Used when you want to say that you have limits or there are some things you will not tolerate.

I shovel shit for a living. But not human shit. twidtl

by Ben-Bro November 21, 2011

twidget

In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.

Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.

by SubFT August 11, 2012