Turd

A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.

This turd's doesn't want to leave!

by Jimmy Blog March 17, 2008

turd

Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.

Dude, quit being a turd.

by man October 30, 2004

turd

A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as crap.

"Boo!"
*screams* "You scared the turd out of me!"

by The Poop Expert February 20, 2011

Turd

A poo.............. ......

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton

by Jaig November 27, 2004

Turd

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

by Diccyc December 16, 2004

Turd

Poop.
Some one who is really annoying.

Person#1: Your a turd
Person#2: There's a turd on the ground..

by Dachshund15 November 13, 2017

Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

by Anonymous September 26, 2003