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mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds
by donald mkcduck June 13, 2018
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turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..
"Y'all be good; turds to all."
by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020
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Turds of Poseidon

The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.

You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)

Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.

Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.

Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.

He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
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Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."
Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!
by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007
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Turds With Friends

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012
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turds in the toilet

Refers to niggers in a toilet.
Flush the turds in the toilet, Rambis.
by APPUM April 18, 2017
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turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.
the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010
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