techtv

A technological based TV channel in San Francisco, USA, and provides the general audience with information regarding current and future technologies.

TechTV is my favorite channel on my television.

by Brett C. May 24, 2003

tschalein

A phenomenon that rattles one's belief system (usually through his/her sleep) where their subconscious self contradicts their known facts surrounding a disturbing incident / event causing them to wake up fairly discombobulated the next day with delusions of happiness, only to succumb to a state much depressing a while after.

Guy 1: "So how is your Project 'Ignore Paulanzki' going?
Guy 2: "Donkey balls, bro. My brain pulled a tschalein last night - woke up almost convinced that She loves me back; that I needn't ignore her. Cried for a whole ten minutes."

Guy 1: "Did he just try to Parkour that ledge??"
Guy 2: "Yeah... I think he tschaleined himself there..."

by zseijin January 22, 2014

Tschugen

Synonym for "I dont give a fuck"! Usualy accompanied by a nihilistic lifestyle!

"Would you please be quiet! I can't do my homework with all this noise!"
"This is tschugen to me" or "It's mir tschugen!"

by Mudgen April 28, 2009

TechTrump

Elon Musk. The thin skinned, spiteful, mean spirited, easily offended, prolific tweeting, self aggrandizing, smoke and mirrors machine, Donald Trump of the tech world. He has an equally rabid, divorced from reality, MAGA like fan base than enables and excuses his unconventional and often times obscenely bad behaviour

Did you see TechTrump`s latest Tweet where he called that guy a pedo, then claimed he had funding secured for a takeover?

by Lexiconman69 August 17, 2018

TSCH DC

TSCH DC (Tough Shit, Chew Harder n Don't Choke) is a quick and curt way to tell someone to quit their whining about something that's not going to change.

I am so tired of traveling with you all! "TSCH DC We're in this for the long haul" kind of like saying too bad so sad or suck it up buttercup but a bit more curt

by 5girlsRus January 13, 2021

R-TSCH

the sound of a high five.

Kasper: up here! o/

Maja: R-tsch!

by spasticated September 3, 2009

techtard

A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard

1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.

2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.

See techtarded

Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!

by Reepr October 19, 2005