TSA

Total Sex Addicts

I went to the airport and was gate raped by the TSA.

by Bruce_Campbell November 22, 2010

TSA

TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.

Poor Dave, he made a joke in the airport about terrorists and the TSA goons cavity searched him.

by Hcsi January 21, 2010

TSA

Total Sexual Assault

Sally: Hey how'd your date with that airport security guy go?
Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.

by joeTaco November 24, 2010

TSA

Trained sexual assaulters

The line for TSA took over two hours along before it was my turn

by Buck ofama123 November 23, 2010

TSA

Thousands Standing Around. Airport security. All they do is stand around, thus the name.

Dude! The TSA suck! All they do is stand there.

by Alumni January 10, 2006

TSA

Tremedously Stupid Americans.

A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.

Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.

"The TSA searched my bag again. But nothing seems to have been moved, despite my messy packing. They must be GREAT at this!"

by Not a terrorist, I swear! April 30, 2006

TSA

1. The act of stepping over a line. (i.e. to touch inappropriately and/or make someone uncomfortable.)

2. Unsolicited physical advances of a romantic/sexual intention. (i.e. to place ones hand on a thigh,shoulder, or breast)

3. To give an order that debases another person and/or give an order that ignores ones rights (molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there)
-also refer to:TSA virgin.
-Also refer to TSA whore

(molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there to avoid the TSA)

by That's Mr Pistole to you! November 29, 2010