tps reports

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I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.
"did you hear about the guy that died from the tps reports."
by Mike Frost December 31, 2003
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You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.
You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.
by Austin James April 06, 2004
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A burdensome report that Peter must produce in the movie "Office Space."
Uhhh...yeeahhh..I'm gonna need you to put a cover memo on that TPS Report.
by B-money April 14, 2005
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Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.
For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".
by Sputnik September 09, 2004
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tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"
by Tim C. November 11, 2004
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by jdb August 22, 2003
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As in : What your boss does with TPS reports.
by el_picardo February 27, 2004
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