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Topgrading

When a lower bunkmate masturbates to the intercourse occurring on the bed above him, and tries to hit the above mattress with his spunk.
"Brad never gets laid, but I often hear him topgrading down there, while I fuck my girlfriend.
by PhiliD May 4, 2013
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Top G

Andrew Emory Tate. 4x kickboxing world champion, multimillionaire and an all around nice guy.
- Hey, I saw your girl with Andrew Tate yesterday.
- Who? The Top G?
- Yes. The Trigger Don.
- Understandable.
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What color is your Bugatti?

I am the top G. I own 27 of them
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Topgrading

The practice of reforming a portion of a memory foam mattress into a shape resembling an orifice in order to fornicate with same. A true topgrading is done to the mattress of another in order to exact some form of revenge (see, eg. "top shelf" or "upper decker" et al.)
"Garret's topgrading session was interrupted by a mirror crashing down from Trisha and Brad's wall. He nonetheless reached climax and decided this had made it all the more satisfying."
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TOPGUN

TOPGUN was formerly known officially as the United States Navy Fighter Weapons School, and was established on March 3, 1969 at NAS Miramar, California after a United States Navy report recommended that a graduate-level school be established to train Fleet fighter pilots in air combat tactics to counter the relatively poor air combat performance being experienced by Navy aircrews over Vietnam. The school initially operated the A-4 Skyhawk and F-5 Freedom Fighter to instruct F-4 Phantom II aircrews in dissimilar training, including the first US aces of the Vietnam War, Randy "Duke" Cunningham and Willie Driscoll.
The movie "TOPGUN" made in 1986
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Top G

Andrew Tate, aka Cobra Tate, aka Mr. Producer. The Top G is a multimillionaire and a former kickboxing champion. He has a collection of about 15 supercars, that includes cars like: Rolls Royce Wraith, Aston Martin DBS Superleggera, Bugatti Chiron, Ferrari 458 Italia, Ferrari 812 Superfast, McLaren 765LT, Porsche GT Street, Lamborghini Huracán EVO Spyder and many many more.
-Bro the Top G was in town yesterday.
-The Top who?

-The Top G bruf, Andrew Tate himself.
-Never heard of him.

-Yeah that's because you're broke. Btw what color is your bugatti?
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Your Top G

The absolute most attractive and inteligent person in the world.Can be used to describe an alpha male.
Gersi is Your Top G.
by Klement Deda July 26, 2022
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