Tussock Codge

The remains of the excretion from a sexual encounter, specifically in this case hanging from the pubic hair of the intended recipient

"Seriously, I'm not touching you until you clean up that Tussock Codge.'

"Alan left me with a right wad of Tussock codge last night"

by Mr Elephantitis January 14, 2008

tossometer

An imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.

Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."

by Pedrosa von Beagle July 31, 2008

Tasso'ed

When someone randomly tries to stick their finger up a stranger's butt in a crowded bar.

This chick kept bumping into me so I Tasso'ed her. She jumped a mile but I think she liked it.

by Peebs Johansen October 21, 2011

tassomai

a retarded thing that students use to do homework in the uk because teachers force them to because all teachers are absolute idiots who need a new job instead of being annoying.

i hate doing my tassomai.

by spazzybitchfromtheuk November 17, 2019

Tussock

A term used primarily amongst xbox gamers to refer to something bad, usually an unsatisfactory element of a game's design or handling.

"Have you played Battlefield 2042?"
"Yeah but I uninstalled straight after, it's totally tussock."

"How did you get on with the preview build of Anacrusis?"
"Ran at about 2fps and controller lag was tussock."

by Turbomonkey January 31, 2022

Anicea Tassone

Shes a little boy crazy but thats what we love about her. Shes super sweet but, isn't as innocent as she seems. Shes not scared to steal your mans and wont give up on the people shes loves. All around shes an amazing person who try's to make everyone feel happy. But, doesn't get that happiness in return.

“Loser/Lover boy”: *streaks*
Anicea Tassone: OML HE’S SO HIT WHY WON’T HE LIKE ME!

by iamyourdadddy May 9, 2019

tassos

tassos=teh cool

that is freakin tassos

by wahlquist May 16, 2004