TITS

Too Intense Too Soon.

When someone gets too intense too soon in anything from a relationship, to a football game to work.

A: How's it goin' with that new dude then?
B: Called it off, he went TITS!

H: You doing alright in the new job?
I: It's just straight TITS man!

by Harmi Sekha September 24, 2013

TITS

Stands for TRAFFIC INDUCED TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. A condition brought on by the stupidity of people while driving in traffic. Often causes sufferer to blurt out incredibly colorful profanity at inappropriate times. There is no known cure.

Bill: "@#$%*! with a #$%@* and $#@!&*%$# #$@!#$%%#!"
Sandy: "Bill, your TITS are showing again."
Bill: "I know. But that guy was a #$%@!* $#@%&*! with a #$%&@# and he can go #$%*& himself with $%#@*&!"

by Marci Savage October 17, 2007

TITS

Used to describe something "cool".

That part was the TITS!

by Bri February 18, 2005

TITS

Turnip Throwing Society. A society that rescues turnips that are about to be eaten by nasty inconsiderate people and grooms them and gives them good homes.

I've just found a turnip trembling in a pot of water that's getting hotter by the minute! Some woman is about to eat it for her tea! Quick, get it to the Royal Turnip palace immediately before he gets eaten! The TITS will know what to do!

by Tracy the Turnip Queen October 22, 2006

TITS

a part of a female's body males are attracted to {girls get attention when they have bigger tits(boobs)}

let me suck on ur tits..

by Zaytits February 23, 2017

TITS

an exclamatory word used in in positive manner
syn. sweet, fuckin great, cool.
ant. horse shit, sucks, fuckin a

When you getta paper back and you gotta A on the mother, scream TITS as you are very excited.

by ANTI FROG March 16, 2009

TITS

This is the shit.

TITS bro!

by The Book of Awesome August 25, 2011