titplants

Another way to say "breast implants."

Sally was naturally an A cup but wanted to be a DD so she decided to get titplants.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 12, 2005

titpig

cigar-smoking, massage-giving homosexual male from Palm Springs, California. OR, one particularly fond of breasts.

All you want to do is touch my boobs, you titpig.

by BuFei September 12, 2006

Titpoits

anacronym, stands for:
Two In The Pink, One In The Stink

Definition:
To insert your forefinger and middle finger into the vagina, while curling back the ring finger onto your palm and then sneaking your pinky finger in her dirtbox

"Damn yo, this bitch I fucked last night totally wanted the titpoits!!"

by Stinko Man February 2, 2003

titpat

To pat someone’s chest around the mammary or man-tit area.

“I totally just gave George a titpat."

by itortor March 22, 2010

titpus

the pus that comes out of a cows tittys and it is in the milk you drink ;)

cows have titpus in there tittys

by TITPUS April 21, 2018

titpicnic

the opposite of a sausagefest

God, this party is such a titpicnic. Where are the dudes?!

by tessaurus February 27, 2011

Titpicnic

An all girl gathering. Similar to a male Sausage Fest/Party. However, titpicnics tend to be more awesome that sausage parties.

Last night at Sally's house was a total titpicnic.

by Volition Dynamo February 28, 2011