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shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un
Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling
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titmit

a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".

can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.
Shapinko is a titmit.
The other day Shapinko's girlfriend told me he was a titmit in bed.
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Titmickey

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
She was just titmickeyd
by FluffehMonster March 15, 2009
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Titmeister

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits
Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
by scruffylooking July 10, 2010
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Titmice

A girl who only has big titties because she herself is very small. Singular: Titmouse
When all the new freshmen girls came in, I couldn’t help but notice that they were all titmice.
by Katie Rack$ September 20, 2019
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Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.
Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.
by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008
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titmatize

Joe's not moving. I think the stripper's got him titmatized.
by GoatWeedy July 1, 2011
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