National Watch Good Time Day

National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.

"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"

by Safdiestan12 April 28, 2020

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 06, 2021

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 18, 2021

The Hottest time of day

It's me, Travis. I'm the hottest time of day

GrumpyPants — Today at 11:53 AM
Gonna mow this evening when it cools off

Auginer — Today at 11:53 AM
when its the hottest time of the day
11:53 AM
nice
11:53 AM
dumbass

GrumpyPants — Today at 12:29 PM
Evening, retard. When it's cooling off. It's new york, it does cool off in the evenings here

Auginer — Today at 12:29 PM
google "when is it the hottest time of day"

Harriet Tubgirl — Today at 12:31 PM
I'm the hottest time of the day

by Harriet Tubgirl 911 July 22, 2023

Spend time with your brother day

Spend time with your brother day on april 24th

Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!

by scxxurge April 24, 2024

NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger day

On December 26 , It's time that we get revenge on the most handsome man to exist, get his ass .

*cracks knuckles , it's national beat up the red time force ranger day_

by AyoBruhDont December 26, 2022

National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022