theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

theres more stars in the sky

Man fuck the saying "theres more fish in the sea" nobody want these ugly ass staking ass fish.

Man theres more stars in the sky

by Jerimiha July 3, 2019

theres levels to this shit

Trying to sarcastically tell someone how complicated a situation is. Usually over- exaggerated something such as this... multiple levels my nigga u cant even fathom it.

Gotta go to the DMV today... Theres levels to this shit.

Gotta clean my aunts asshole... Theres levels to this shit.

Gotta go to a funeral... Theres levels to this shit.

Just fucked a fish... Theres levels to this shit.

by THA GOD November 1, 2013

theres never not not nuttin

theres never not not nuttin is an inside joke from jacksfilms from his series Your Grammar sucks (YGS),Originated on YGS 10 as a songs

Jack: Theres never not not nuttin
Brock:What The Fuck are you trying to say?

by FunkyScotlandCat August 6, 2016

Theres a desert in my mouth

1. When a stoner gets cottonmouth and desires a beverage to quench their thirst.

Hey man...theres a desert in my mouth...wanna got to 7/11?

by Whiskerz and Teamkilla June 20, 2010

theres a body in my basement

congratulations you have mastered life! Now you know how to hide a body. YAY!! If you killed this person for someone you are a Yandere

Theres a body in my basement and I had nothing to do with it ;)

by Dakota-AnimeLemonz-sky June 10, 2020