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Slang for a very large penis.
Girlfriend: I want to have sex with you!

Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.

Girlfriend: yes I can!

Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)
The Truth by PurpleNurple12345678910 December 14, 2011
Is that jakub is actually really cute and an awesome guy, he just can’t see it yet.
Person 1: Wow, did you hear the truth?

Person 2: of course I did, jakub is totally awesome.
The truth by Gracker August 27, 2020
Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.
Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!
The name of your dick because bitches can't handle it.
Mmmmm yeah, guess what
What sexy<33?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH BECAUSE YOURE A BITCH
mmm AHAAHAHAHAHH ouch that hurts stop stop uh uh uh
The Truth by VS1001001 September 30, 2016