A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
Get the The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree. mug.The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012
Get the The Cookie Monster mug.When anal sex is occurring and the party on the receiving end poops without the removal of the penis.
by t0mb0mb March 31, 2008
Get the The Cookie Cutter mug.when one eats cookies, then laughs so hard, that the cookie actually comes out their nose..and then later drinks a monster and laughs again, and the monster shoots out of their nose.
by pacoskts April 8, 2009
Get the the cookie monster mug.Ur the cookie to my cupcake💘
by Jani123456 January 13, 2021
Get the The cookie to my cupcake mug.Ur the cookie to my cupcake💘
by Jani123456 January 13, 2021
Get the The cookie to my cupcake mug.spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023
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