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Go wait in the truck

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.
Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

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(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
by Serequel August 11, 2012
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fuck the truck

A term used by broadcast professionals meaning that almost all wires will be run with the male end going into the truck. For triax, bnc, xlr, etc. Except for program returns and intercom feeds.
When the PA asked how to run the cables, the engineer replied "fuck the truck".
by nerdzo April 19, 2010
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Get in the truck

The ultimate type of punishment for rednecks and hillbillies when someone does something does extremely stupid, and/or dangerous or just being a useless nuisance, they get isolated inside the truck so they can't be a danger to anyone, including themselves
Cliff: Another tip for gun safety is to always keep your gun on safety until you're ready to fire
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
by Valian61 June 17, 2021
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fall off the truck

1. The action by which an item (primarily electronics) becomes stock at a store.

2. A term associated with mob franchises and the fencing of stolen goods.
"So Bob, how can you afford a plasma screen tv, with you being out of work and all?"

"I picked it up cheap from a guy who said it fell off the back of a truck."
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dump the truck

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band
by deej1138 October 12, 2009
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Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.
Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.
by Glastic January 15, 2017
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Driving the truck to Jersey

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
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