ahhh perry the platypus you have fallen into my trap by reading this in my voice and now i will rule over the tri state area
by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 16, 2021
Get the ahhh pery the platypus mug.When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
Get the Perry the platypus mug.A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
by parry the platypus Jr April 10, 2010
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Get the Perry the platypus mug.A very good looking thing that look like a duck thing with a fedora who destroys inator machines from doofenshmirtz.
by Meme minecraftter 69 December 10, 2019
Get the Perry the platypus mug.you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
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