thats what she said

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

by Shadow the demonslayer October 17, 2007

Thats what she said

Something dirty that a female might say during sex

Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.

billy: arrrgh its so hard

Johnny: Thats what she said

Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.

Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good

Trenton: Thats what she said

Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.

Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.

Nick: thats what she said

Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.

Tyler: FASTER!!!!

Adam: Thats what she said

by Epic Trenton August 03, 2011

thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.



*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

by Thats wht she said March 05, 2009

thats what she said

a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!

by joker_22 July 24, 2008

thats what she said

a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo

guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi)
guy 2: that was weak!
guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth
guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

by John PenisMcJizzface February 22, 2009

Thats what she said

A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual

Fuck you got me so wet!

Thats what she said

Or

Damn that shit is hard

Thats what she said

by Alex Stojnich November 26, 2010

thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.

dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???

by c'sa December 06, 2007