Wild, crazy, big butt, largeta-tas with a penchant for young men with large penises. Capable of most anything and on a moments notice. Spontaneous. Eerily loyal to a fault and equally hateful if pissed off. Approach with caution.
1. Simon Cowell's girlfriend who we love to HATE!
2. tall horse with a raspy voice
3. extra correspondent
4. part of the dreadful word, "Serri"
5. Paula Abdul's friend and enemy
Terri Seymour is in the way when it comes to Paula getting married to Simon.