teletubbies 

A show rumored to be used as part of the repetoire of various torture methods at terrorist prison camps like "Gitmo" and Abu Ghraib. The hapless victim is tied to a chair while the show continuously plays on loop for a total of 72 hours consecutively with the volume cranked all the way. The subject usually breaks within 16 hours and is induced with severe symdromes of PTSD and dementia.

Teletubbies is an excellent torture method: kid-tested, mother-approved.

teletubbies by I-cannot-believe-it's-not-butter! December 28, 2005

teletubbies 

Four colored freaks that have TVs on their stomachs and don't talk right

They also look at a fucked up baby head on a sun

The purple teletubbie is EXTREMELY fruity

Hey, look at that fucked up baby head from the crap TV show teletubbies

teletubbies by 2cool4skool November 8, 2003

teletubbies 

the gay version of ninja turtles

teletubbies eat plastic pancakes with faces on it for every meal

teletubbies by i rock August 16, 2003

teletubbies 

A babies' program that has 4 weird fat things called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa and Po. They are 4 different colours, Purple, Green, Yellow and Red. They live in a strange looking house that is in the middle of a field, and they have a Sun which has a baby head on it.

The Teletubbies are one weird program.

teletubbies by Psycho Bitch April 15, 2004

teletubbies 

Absolute communist propaganda. I cant believe this show is still on the air.

Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism.

The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.

This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!

teletubbies by Not Zane October 16, 2004

teletubbies 

Homosexual propaganda aimed at babies on LSD.

It's a very insidious show!

teletubbies by Dr.Who November 1, 2004

teletubbies 

Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide

Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!

teletubbies by Glenn Daly October 5, 2005