tapid

Afrikaans word for someone that is stupid/daft

“Is jy fokken tapid, doos?”
Translated would be

“Are you daft, my good sir?”

by Eh43521 April 19, 2018

tepidophobia

Fear of a badly-made cup of tea

I hate it when someone doesn't steep tea well. I have tepidophobia

by Tepidophobic January 22, 2017

tupid

A shortened version of stupid.

"whats urbandictionary.com?"
"DANG BOY! u tupid or sumthin?!"

by C01DfuS10N March 11, 2004

tepidusferramentumaphobia

The irrational fear of warm cutlery.

"Hey look, I just microwaved this spoon."
"AARRGGHH HHAHAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!.... Sorry, I have tepidusferramentumaphobia."

by heatlump February 19, 2013

Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.

DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

Typidiot

An awesome friend and mutual of mine who’s really nice and has an epic oc and self ship

Typidiot has the best ships, my favorite is Matt x Wooben, they’re so epic

by HEAV3NLYBL15 June 24, 2021

tupid

When an idiot tried to spell stupid, fails miserably.

Spencer is the tupidest person I ever knew.

by W4rmFuS1ons March 7, 2009