Knight of the brown table.

Some one who frequently indulges in gay sex.

That Denver, he's a knight of the brown table.

by ConCoon July 4, 2011

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broken table

this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.

Last night i pulled a broken table on Kim, man it was awesome!

by S. Vile September 19, 2006

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oh no... our table... it's broken!

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.

Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

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