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T.I.T.S.

Testeron-Induced Tourette's Syndrome

When increased hormone levels causes an uncontrollable urge to spout profanity or sexual innuendoes. Often limited to one word sentences, such as "tits" or "pussy".
Alcohol can act as a catalyst for this type of behaviour.
A phenomenon most commonly seen among young males.
Morten: "I can't believe he just said that!"

René: "Propably just a case of the T.I.T.S."

David: "Let's go to Burger King"
by 2300what! July 23, 2011
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T.I.T.S

The only tits a geek can ever say they do
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Someone “what you do for living?”
Geek “I do T.i.t.s, all day everyday
Someone “Sounds fun I love Tits”
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T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.
Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."
by Davyan August 28, 2007
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t.i.t.

Thai iced tea. So called because it is sweet and milky and you can suck on it all day.
We couldn't leave the studio so we just kept sending the intern out for t.i.t. because we needed refreshment.
by CaptainJanky September 16, 2010
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A-T-T-I-C

a childhood joke that pervertied little kids play on inicent little kids. They will tell you to look down your shirt and spell out attic. You then say A-T-T-I-C. How wrong
johnny: Hey Bill, look down your shirt and spell attic.
Bill: ok (looks down shirt) A-T-T-I-C
Johnny and friends: haha bill's a weirdo
by Mic August 5, 2004
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T.I.T.S

acronym for this is the shit. which is used by extremelley cool people when they find something good
omg hitting my head on a speaker is definatly not T.I.T.S
by Ryan "the fucking gun" August 23, 2007
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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