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T.i.T.S.

an acronym for "Today Is The Shit"
usually used before a day u kno will
be really good so you label it "TiTS"
person #1: Yooo we gon get fucked up

person #2: yea its gon be T.i.T.S.
by Don Costales April 27, 2008
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T.I.T.S.

Testeron-Induced Tourette's Syndrome

When increased hormone levels causes an uncontrollable urge to spout profanity or sexual innuendoes. Often limited to one word sentences, such as "tits" or "pussy".
Alcohol can act as a catalyst for this type of behaviour.
A phenomenon most commonly seen among young males.
Morten: "I can't believe he just said that!"

René: "Propably just a case of the T.I.T.S."

David: "Let's go to Burger King"
by 2300what! July 23, 2011
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T.I.T.T.F.H.

FACEBOOK THREAD:
Sheldon S: T.I.T.T.F.H.
Kimberly N: WTF is T.I.T.T.F.H.?
Rob M: urban dictionary . com/define . php?term=T.I.T.T.F.H.
Rob M: DUH!
Sheldon S: Take It To The Face Hoe
by rhmcanes April 16, 2011
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T.I.T.S

The only tits a geek can ever say they do
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Someone “what you do for living?”
Geek “I do T.i.t.s, all day everyday
Someone “Sounds fun I love Tits”
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T.I.T.T.I.

T.I.T.T.I. is an acronym for ‘ Too Important To Text It ’ .
We are increasingly dependent on our cell phones and mobile devices to send all kinds of information & messages. Sadly, sometimes people share very personal and touchy information through these devices instead of actually taking the time to meet the other person and talk to them face to face.
It is easier & more convenient, yet totally inappropriate , for people to deliver bad or devastating news through a text message or an email. It is a cheap way of avoiding an actual in-person meeting with the receiver of the information.

A T.I.T.T.I. situation is when the information is simply too serious or too personal to be delivered coldly, through electronic means. It is not always easy, but talking face to face is one of the things that still makes us human. It just shows way more respect towards the other person, and sensitivity towards the situation, to deal with problems one on one.
Dude 1 : ‘ Bro, I heard John wants to break up with Sally after going out with her for two years ! What a bummer ! ’
Dude 2 : ‘ Yeah, I know. He told me about it. I told him to at least man-up & tell her face to face. He owes her at least that much. ’
Dude 1 : ‘ Eehck…. So akward ! ’
Dude 2 : ‘ No choice dude. It’s a T.I.T.T.I. situation man. Too Important To Text It . ’
by Marc.O.C. January 22, 2016
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T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.
Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."
by Davyan August 28, 2007
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T.I.T.S

acronym for this is the shit. which is used by extremelley cool people when they find something good
omg hitting my head on a speaker is definatly not T.I.T.S
by Ryan "the fucking gun" August 23, 2007
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