Thudder

A thudder is an enormous cock! Generally dressed to the side and causes problems when wearing anything shorter than knee length.

Its called the "Thudder" due to the noise it makes when it hits a hard surface (which due to its size is very often)

Ben and Mike standing at the Urinals (Ben is sneaking a look at Mikes cock

Ben: Hey Mike look at the size of my cock
Mike : zzzzzip, "THUD" *splash*
Ben: Oh thats why they call it the thudder

Mike then wakes up and realises the thudder dream needs to be let go!

by Let_Me_Go December 6, 2011

thudded

Helping someone/doing something for them without them knowing, because they don't believe they can do it themselves.

Lucas thudded Peyton when he submitted her drawings to Thud Magazine; after she threw them in ten trash and walked away because she thought they weren't good, but they were.

by ns2312 November 10, 2015

Thudunk

When you bop a girl on the forehead or top of head with your Penis

If you want to make her smile just thudunk her.

by Paracaidismo May 27, 2017

thudnesday

That day of the week when you're not sure what day it really is because you've been sheltered inside with no outside contact.

"Daddy, what day is it?" "Uh, I think it's Thudnesday, but it could be Frursday."

by Mr. Jensen April 2, 2020

thud slut

Thud sluts, a slut who loves a good thud on the ass. Basically a girl who loves BDSM and isn’t afraid to tell everyone she isn’t vanilla.

“Oh my god, did you hear Emma talking about how she got a paddle to the ass last night? What a total thud slut!”

by Oliver Winnie October 17, 2021

love thud

A love thud is the noise made when you are having sex up against the wall or on a bed, couch, etc. Hardcore banging will result in the thud, thud, thud made.

"Dude! Your love thud kept me up all night!"

"Sorry bro, she likes it rough!"

by yeliahecal March 17, 2010

*thud*

Short and easy version of *falls on the floor, having fainted, and makes a thudding noise*

On MSN, AIM etc:

Person 1: ZOMFG, celebrity x is so hot! Look at this pic!

Person 2: *thud*

by thelizz October 7, 2006