swordfight

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.

1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.

by Chad Baker May 13, 2004

Swordfight in her mouth

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.

Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

by FUkinHEllCHantel June 8, 2019

swordfish

To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.

"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."

by Chris Done July 5, 2006

Taliban Swordfighting

(VERB)-The action of of two penises simultaniously rubbing together in the same oriface while sodomizing a woman.

In pornography when a chick has two or more penises in her ass and the penises are rubbing together inside. So it gives the feeling of being in Tora Bora fighting the Taliban. Hence the term Taliban Swordfighting.

by Sodomaniacs January 18, 2010

Swordfishing

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.

Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.

by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017

SwordFish

Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.

*Girl in bikini walks by

Man I feel a swordfish coming on!

by lochic February 19, 2011

Hungarian swordfish

A fake fish that does'nt exist usually used to catch a lieing fisherman.

Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.

by Jay are one August 27, 2011