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Swooping 

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!
Swooping by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

Swooping 

In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.
Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.
Swooping by voytec January 12, 2012

swooping 

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male
Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana
swooping by banana removalers October 23, 2010

swooping 

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.
Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.
swooping by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006

Swooping 

Engaging in cunnilingus while the female is defecating. In other words a female blumpkin.
When things needed spicing up he gave her a good salty swooping.
Swooping by Hardcore June 3, 2015

Swooping 

(Verb). Sweaty pooping.

Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.
Damn, it's hot in here. I'm going to start swooping any minute now.
Swooping by Pancho Bromo April 12, 2016