Swollen

The new way to be pissed off

That test paper had me swollen.

Swollen by Steve Rotstein October 28, 2005

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

swollen pussy 

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

swollen pussy by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

swollen members 

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

swollen members by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003

swollen boosterseat 

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

swollen boosterseat by Martian12 February 21, 2014

Swollen Beaver 

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

Swollen Beaver by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018