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A dish usually prepared in Jail and/or Prison thats base consists or Ramen Noodles
Dude, i just made this bangin swoll with the last of my canteen money.
Swoll by Filthy Whore October 24, 2009
1: A term used to represent an increase in mass or numeral of something.

2: A term to represent a saturation of something, usually currency.
My pockets swoll.

My bank rolls swoll.
Swoll by Omega Redd April 22, 2003
1. being buff
2. having large muscles
Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is swoll as hell.
Swoll by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010
The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.
"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"

"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"
Swoll by Champaign's finest August 9, 2012
Someone who is buff or ripped. Usually the most badass person in the room is the swoll guy.
to be swoll you have to have a douchebaggish attitude and the muscle to back it up.

Swoll guys dont get drunk. they black out and get laid.

swoll is also a word to describe something badass
Damn did you see that guys muscle?? he's one swoll ass son of a bitch!

rob: aight we gotta take our creatine, hit the gym, then drink our protein when we get home.

steve: swoll.
swoll by KidSwoll August 3, 2009
equevelent to piss, or pissed off
yo, if u dont quit, i'll get swoll on your face!
swoll by r.e.l. September 19, 2008