It was hot as hell yesterday, so we filled a ice chest with Bud Light, dumped in a couple bags of ice and sat under a shady tree...swilling, and telling lies! LOL
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This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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by Mariam Bee January 11, 2008
Get the Snuzzling mug.To light a match over her pubic hairs, causing them to engulf in flames. Afterwards, when on fire, you jizz it goes out.
Ethan:Yo Colin, what happened last night?
Colin:I gave her a sizzlin' put out.
Erika: He did not!
Jordan: No way!
Jackie: It actually happened!
Liz:First timer?
Colin:I gave her a sizzlin' put out.
Erika: He did not!
Jordan: No way!
Jackie: It actually happened!
Liz:First timer?
by EthanErikaLizColin2JackieJDowl July 28, 2011
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Get the Swinkling mug.When it's raining lightly, it's a cross between spitting and drizzling. I.e. It's not drizzling and it's not spitting, but it's a bit of both.
by maxiez March 8, 2008
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