methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

by Clagbo July 19, 2006

head on a swivel

To be constantly moving your head left and right so that you do not miss anything approaching you from a blind spot

Mandy had her head on a swivel as she rode her bicycle in downtown traffic in order to avoid getting hit by a car.

by Chow-bi July 5, 2017

swizzeled

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

swivel jiggle

something that's moves in a jiggling way

Damn baby Yo ass Swivel Jiggles

by Hoogalac Man March 30, 2010

Swizzled

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021