Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.
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A phenomenon in mainstream media of generating terabytes of pointless and absolutely useless data about Taylor Swift and/or her (usually mindless) fans. Dumber and less dignified behavior or comments about anything related to her get, more likely they will gain media attention.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.
Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.
Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.
A: I read about Taylor Swift on grown up persons' portals every single day. They proclaimed her greater than Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Mozart and who knows who already.
B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.
B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.
by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023
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Example “how are you driver” reply “I’m swittas mate, how are you?”
Also can be used as as a positive reference to compliment a trucker “that’s a swittas rig you’ve got there bruv” meaning “that’s a very nice truck that you have mate”
It apparently originates from the Stoke-on-Trent region of the midlands area of England but this is disputed by the tang community of Truckers in who claim to have used it first on CB Chanel 19.
swittas.
Example “how are you driver” reply “I’m swittas mate, how are you?”
Also can be used as as a positive reference to compliment a trucker “that’s a swittas rig you’ve got there bruv” meaning “that’s a very nice truck that you have mate”
It apparently originates from the Stoke-on-Trent region of the midlands area of England but this is disputed by the tang community of Truckers in who claim to have used it first on CB Chanel 19.
swittas.
by Jamie Conway August 12, 2019
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Jacob: Hey Matt throw me a Pall Mall!
Matt: Huh?
Matt: Oh wait! You must mean "Matt throw me a Shittarette!"
Matt: Huh?
Matt: Oh wait! You must mean "Matt throw me a Shittarette!"
by Dr. Lawls March 19, 2009
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