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Sideliner

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.
1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.
by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009
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sidelined

when u tell ur friend some personal shit on why his weird infatuation with his crush wouldn't work out while being on the verge of a breaking point but he tells you to go home so that he can comfort his crush. So you go the nearest train station have let out ur anger and frustrations.
Damn u really got sidelined? Yea they ain't worth my time
by stalkerjoe October 10, 2020
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sidelineaccess

A great sports page ran by the smartest, coolest, most comedic personality known to man
Ayo did you see what SidelineAccess posted? That dude is hilarious
by Mr Doodlebob July 28, 2020
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swingline

The manufacturer of the world's best staplers...hands down. Their staplers last 70+ years. They have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie Office Space. After this movie, Swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.

If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
Ms. Meeniebutt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time...a Swingline.
by D to the izzle December 21, 2006
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Sideline Girl

The "Sideline Girl" means the girl who is always with you to attract, control, propose and to talk. Means she is like BFF to the boy crush.
I look her like BFF and she looks me like I'm her crush which means she is sideline girl.
by D3VR4J June 30, 2018
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Sideline Friend

You're the friend that can never make it to events and you often watch your best friends fall in love leaving you for a third wheel position. Then when they break-up, you're caught in the middle of friendships usually making you chose a friend over the other. You've lost a majority of your friends because they either moved or you lost contact with them. You're actually lonely although you have plenty of friends. You're not really open and you fear to lose your best friends or you don't want to get close and then lose them. So now you just watch from the sideline as sort of a cheerleader. You're close enough to be supportive and far enough to watch everything being played out and find your position among your friends. In all honesty, you want the hugs, hangout days, birthday parties, and movies days. But you don't want to deal with the emotions of losing them either to death or a break-off. You don't like taking risks in relationships which most likely is the reason you're single. A lot of girls/guys like you and you even have one person desperately wanting to be with you. But from you first Crush/Relationship you learned a hard lesson of following your head and not your heart. So From the sidelines, you will watch until the opportunity comes, as the Cheerleader.
I love my best friends but I can never make it to their performances. I hate being one the sidelines but ig I gotta stay.

Her and zack are back together now, time to get new friends I guess.#Sideline Friend
Okay...they both told me the problems they had with each other and how bad it is to be friends with them. #Sideline Friend
by Ryan Jay Jone February 26, 2018
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Sideline Sober

A person who remains sober throughout a party/night out. They keep at the "sidelines" and are not at all party goers.
Look at that kid sitting in the corner. He's drinking Mountain Dew. He's such a Sideline Sober!
by Pre-Smashers November 4, 2010
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