Stinging Gilb

When a person receives cocaine up the nasal cavity for insufflation via another person's flatulence.

NBT: Oi mate, I'm coming down. I need a quick fix.
Tom: A Stinging Gilb?
NBT: A Stinging Gilb!!
Tom *farts*
NBT: It's stings Gilbs.

by Rallisman November 23, 2016

Ohio Gum Slinging

Engaging in sexual relations with a girl who is so much of a tom-boy that she contains all or part of the male anatomy alongside her female anatomy. While banging this girl you will want to tape or have a close friend hold the ball sack out of the way for maximum pleasure.

Dude you been Ohio Gum slinging with that chick yet?

by ajgink June 15, 2013

Slinging Pink

a woman that has a lot of sex "slings pink" or makes her vajina available to lots of dudes

after her boyfriend broke up with her, Margaret was slinging pink all over campus with the hope of getting over him quickly.

by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

my singing monsters

The most awesome music related world building monster themed game ever played by five year olds, and other people, ever.

Jim: I finally bought a Wubbox in My Singing Monsters!

Bob: What the shit is that?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Jim & Bob November 30, 2013

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

Swinging Cliffhanger

When someone perches themself on a lower branch of a tree with their pants down, and when someone walks under them they swing down with their legs hooked on the branch and their butt hanging low and bend a monkey on the unaware passer-byer.

He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger

by BEWARE OF SHAWN March 4, 2009