A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
Get the Swindling Swede mug.A member of society which is seen as an outcast, knows nothing, and lives under a rock. Often this person is seen as stupid and is almost always ignorant as to what goes on in the world. They have little to no knowledge of how to interact with others.
She said that Mozart copied off of Rihanna? What an uncultured swine!
Because he thinks art is fool's play, he might as well be an uncultured swine to me!
Because he thinks art is fool's play, he might as well be an uncultured swine to me!
by Rachel3404 December 8, 2013
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Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
by Dyluxray June 7, 2020
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Get the swine bomb mug.best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.
Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away
Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus
Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus
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