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Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.
When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
by July41944 August 3, 2009
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A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field
by momomomco September 16, 2019
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Chicken Swinger

1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).
Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."
by JebediahSpringfield88 January 12, 2023
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shigeru miyamoto

The greatest video game creator who ever lived and ever will live! Shigeru has the imagination and talent to create extremely popular franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, etc. He is the master at FUN, which is what Nintendo is all about! In other words: Shigeru Miyamoto is the GOD of the video games industry.
You will all bow down to me, the greatest video game creator who ever lived! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
by TendoBoy May 8, 2003
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Whistle Swinger

A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.
"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."
by DublinIsBubblin June 2, 2020
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Swageric

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal
Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012
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Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.
Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.
by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017
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