Swedish Smugness

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Swedish Pickle-juice

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.

Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016

Swedish breeze

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.

Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.

by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015

sesilia

An extremely outgoing person who impacts your life positively.

This a a beautiful girl who umderstands everyone and is kind to anyome she meets. Although at times she can make a situation awkward, she can also make it funny. She brightens the mood and helps people to let go. But if you do wrong by her she has enough pettyness to get you back on behalf of karma, but she knows when it is necessary and when to leave it be. If you ever find a Sesilia never let her a go.

by Jessica dickson January 10, 2018

Swedish Netflix

A euphemism for The Pirate Bay, a famous BitTorrent tracker site commonly used to download movies.

bro: dude, where did you get your movies from now that blockbuster shut down?
dude: bro, i get my shit from swedish netflix.
bro: ???

by dolphinsballoon724 March 14, 2012

Swedish Meatballs

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

by awbatman500 June 15, 2014