a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body
Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.
Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
by ghettosuperstahswede July 11, 2008
The aftermath of a vasectomy
by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014
When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.
by Ryan Holmes June 22, 2006
by McKraut August 23, 2010
when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
by iaquinta May 19, 2007
During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
by Bekimz March 09, 2007
by I<3swedish meatballs May 04, 2023