Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night

by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017

wtf_sparkles

Wtf_sparkles is a defenition of an annoying person but who said they can't be cool at the same time

Wtf_sparkles just uploaded an edit on TikTok go and check it out

by Lynnlan95 April 19, 2022

sparkles the magic bum

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids

dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

by cocklock January 20, 2009

swankless

A person, place, object severely lacking class, polish or style; not swanky.

The other night I saw a swankless guy dressed like a moron from New Jersey.

by tenmenkilled August 6, 2009

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

Sparkles

Sparkles is that feeling when you miss someone but also know that they’re there for you. No matter what.

miss you baby

Sparkles is coming!

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Sparkles

Sparkles are a form of murder. If someone is to successfully kill someone with sparkles then they are deemed the sparkle-killer. Since this has never been done before, there currently are no sparkle-killers. Sparkle-killers are obsessed with sparkles and trying to find a way to kill bad people with them.

Sparkles are exceptionally deadly. Various things contain sparkles such as hand sanitizer, lotions, unicorns, and glitter. All can be super dangerous and can kill you.

by Sparkle-Killer August 21, 2020