Wet swamped

The blue balls but for the female sex

"He was teasing and touching me but then I had to leave so I was wet swamped".
"Hey Becky I am on the train right now and am completely wet swamped".

"Jack is such bad boy he wet swamps me all the time".
"Whilst sitting in the subway, I felt my underwear and how wet swamped I was".

by JessicaWhite January 8, 2022

slaphead

an absolute baldy!

you are a slaphead, you got no hair mate

by veganito April 10, 2019

spamhead

meaning - large forehead
Originated at Parklands Secondary school, Bexley, (UK) in 1970's
On his first day at the school, follically challenged and slightly effiminate French Language Teacher Mr Samuel Pam was powerless to prevent 1,200 boys adopting a new craze of slapping each others foreheads and coining the phrase Spamhead after we saw that he signed his name SPAM on our report cards.
Mr Pam valliantly endured 12 years of this torture before taking early retirement.
Term later went on to be used as a general discription for anyone who committed the cardinal sin of being boffin or acting a "bit gay"

Teacher - "why did you hit Jones?"
Boy A - "Well, he was being a spamhead"
Boy B - "No i'm not he spammed me for nuffink!
"

by Daveyboy Snotling January 28, 2007

Samehead

someone with downsyndrome - offen used as an insult to friends

"haha you look like a samehead there"

"shut it ya same'ead!

by Tom Pritchard August 31, 2007

spamhead

A person with a humongous forehead.

Spamhead example- Sarah ''Shnevs'' Nevins

by ladsontour10 August 1, 2010

slaphead

A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.

I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

saphead

Stupid, weak-minded person. Just like Star Wars Imperial Storm Troopers.

- Hi, you!
- I don't really think I wanna talk to you right now, saphead, I've got better things to do.
- Oww...

by shogunx0 August 10, 2009